i shout with my fingers; you listen with your eyes..

You, (insert name here) , are the person reading this article, unless, of course, you're not, then it would be strange, wouldn'it!
You are unique — just like everybody else. Ha! You got ridiculed by an article. That's worse than being ridiculed by a person! Of course friends dont get offended, its just for a bit of humour!
Allrightey! Thanks for the read!

One of his favorite signings ever was.... well here's how it all started, Sir Alex bought a great striker from PSV. Oh tt's ruud van nistelrooy. wait a bit about ALex the great himslef.
the profile of Sir Alex

Sir Awex squeaky-bum time Ferguson CBE, PhD, HND, BSc, MA, BEng, MD, MP3, GCSE, AVCE, Avi, DivX, Mpg, CD, VCD, LCD, DVD, ABS, SOS, ASBO & XXX born in Glasgow is a Scottish football twat manager who spend most of his time with Manchester United McCock Isle Athletic and Aberdeen FC although only became a household name when he wed Falkirk based East Stirwingshire FC to their first ever domestic league victory in 1974. In his spare time, Fergie dresses up in a skirt and sings for the The Proclaimers. By the way, Alex Fer himself is a graduate at Oxford University with first class degrees in Swearing, Bullshitting and Chewing non-stop (still to this day holds the world record for chewing every last fragment of a brain in the shortest time possible). During 1730's Alex was a striker cum extreme bullshitter of all time in Glasgow Rangers. After a failed carrer during the the late 1730's after being attacked by an aberdeen seagull, he was deemed unfit, with a swollen balls, archilles, and an unstoppable chewing disorder called an unstopable chewing disorder. Furthur down the lane, he became a manager as known today and was entitled as a 'Sir' from Henry VIIIIII, after he kicked Becks OBE(obcessive Banging Emotion) knighthood out of the club.


Furthurmore down his carrer, as the result of numerous Premiership and FA Cup titles, Ferguson has become a likeable chap in footballing circles his most notable friends still in the game today being Kevin Keegan, Jaap Stam, Arsene Wenger, Jose Mourinho, Jim Leighton and David Beckham.

You can see from the picture above, the person getting blamed, wayne rooney, has been targted by grannies all over Briton after he had an affair with a granny nanny.

Here is one of the worsest signing ever made by Alex Fergie, His name is Ronaldo, who was from Sporting Lesbion for 12.25pounds, has an international identity of being a gay, all over after he proposed to a gang bang session with his club mates to get the team interact more with each other furthur! Well as you can see, the troubled relationship with ronaldo is over and long gone for Rooney! But dont miss out the picture below, Ronaldo goes for naked bash after he found a nickel on the pitch.

meanwhile, here' are the moves made by a single player (who won the world loser of the year award) as well as by other players from the primiership!
Dying Swan dive (Cristiano Ronaldo)
Stop, Drop and Cry like a girl (Cristiano Ronaldo)
Wear salad dressing on their head (Cristiano Ronaldo)
Fall Over when touched (Cristiano Ronaldo)
Fall Over when not touched (Cristiano Ronaldo)
Fall Over at the sight of defenders ready to tackle (Robben, Drogba)
Fall Over at the sight of defenders not ready to tackle (Cristiano Ronaldo, Nani, Anderson... etc..)
Double-Team dive (Cristiano Ronaldo & Nani)
Saying Arsenal are cheating
Elastico dive (Cristiano Ronaldo)
Pinball shot (Cristiano Ronaldo)
How high do you want the net special (Cristiano Ronaldo)
Shit eating contest (Rooney)
Fighting Rooney (Cristiano Ronaldo)
Roundhouse kick (Paul Scholes)

Anyways guys thanks for the read, hopefully more yet to come!

Cheers*

Be it life! Its not like a box of chocolates anymore.
Its bittersweet! Like the old Jamaican Rum Chocolates, and thats an informal one.
We presume we can live our life the way we want, but do we really?
Life that we live by is so driven. All based on expectations.
Why cant we all live with any expectations at all?
Now is the part where you get to decide, what i really meant!

today, the test was a screamer! totally, lost a few decades. i cant believe it myself. well lets not talk about it. if the sun shines on me, maybe i could brush up an A maybe. If not its going to be a second placed bench warmer. i have that. so i presume there is still light at the end of the tunnel for the test today.
anyway its really late now. so i got to Ciao!
Thanks fdor reading up!
Cheers*

am just taking some occational breaks inbetween studies, so why not blog while i try to keep this place alive. cool things about today, i have finished revising for my upcoming test for thrusday. well thats the good news. the bad news is that theres another test the day after. so there goes my day. anyway, all in between, i have found this cool website also a cool software that can download youtube video's. i dont actually know whether its illegal or not, but come on for the fun of it, its cool right? you gotta give me some credit. so come to think of, i can now download the directors videos that are without embedded codes and phoof upload it myslef. well kind of cheeky, but it works. eh..hey! thats great news for some people. i know, its certainly is. meanwhile do get a bite of the most deadliest accurate football player in the world. tt's wayne rooney ofcourse. well he didnt play against manchester city. as you'll might know, we didnt make it. lost on their home turf, a goal down, even though the statistcs showed other wise. well that was a total disaster. as saddened myself, am just bothered about going back to my studies.
thanks for the read
cheers mates.

first of all.. howdy there mates!
kicking in the action of a few bunch of books lyin here and there..
am pretty sure all must be drenched in the worldof nerds..
trying to grab as much KNOWLEDGE!(pretty big of a word aye!)..
yea mate.. we all do mug! now you have to dont you!
now before we get alot spastic with it and before
gettin our heads in a heap of MUCK..
lets get it done and over wif it!
but like they(parents/teachers etc)always say
"Bob's pretty much not your uncle!",
so go to your room and read something instead of staring at the screen!
i know most of you wont disagree wif me!
so jolly good for ye studies.. muck your heads with knowledge..
anyways.. there goes my post!! do enjoy the vid!
cheers*
tara

eh..hey!!
a bit of catching up to do guys!! havnt met you guys for a long long time.. since hmm.. very long!! even peeps at my poly..!! wait holidays are just ard the corner.. and cant wait!!
yups.. tx for guys who barked at my tagg!!
really do appreciate it.. ya am not dead!! and neither are you!!

btw was really wondering, the calibre of c.ronaldo!!
hmm..
lets look at him in action!!

enjoy!!
chio'.'_)

wait.. to all those people who know me..
let me tell you a bit about singaporean stupidity..no offence to malays though!
just becuz am a bit yellowish+tanned.. doesn mean tt am malay!!

so Mr.WILL AND MR.Go Sing Sing(you are from singapore becuz you sing very poor! and btw its only for you!! so pls dont sing in class!! OKAY!!)and guys dont call me ABHANG.. am not malay!!not even a fucking single%!! i nvr do!! will ya not CALL ME THAT..!! no they dont seem they'll STOP..!!
they'll call me Annae!! wtf.. am not tamil.. so some imbaciles thing am from pakistan.. wait.. afganistan!! if i let em' talk, they'll start comparing me with the Taliban and Osama!! Damn you can figure!!
and wtf!! indian=tamil!! huh.. there is over a 1000 dialects in india and over 25 official languages, just so you know! so dont SPIT if ya dont knw otherwise dont show off yr butt-brains!! we already know!!
so embarrassing people calling ANNae or some other mf names when i have a name for myself.. its goes form my real name vivek to vivo.. the shopping centre.. in vivocity.. so pretty much long huh! wait!it's way too long..like my sur name esp!
so for those.. naive and innocent people out there like the two above.. pls DONT..
just DONT!! OKAY.. okay!! if ya dont knw!! well now you knw!!

anyways do enjoy the vid!!
cheers*

since i wrote about names// y not watch and enjoy this

Joginderpalsivaramagurupattymuthu

the tremendous pressure in getting on and on... every now and then now!!
i mean on & on & on.. like how i listen to my non-sensical(senseless) classmate who utters things without a sense of thought .. oh wish he had one @_@
ifeel ..
everytime i hear ur voice i feel
i really need to kick you ass
at least once or more
over and over and over..
over and over again!!
hey.. i'll stop goodfying around now!! am stressed/ shagged out!! immensly.!!
cant get worse for the first yr.. new new new.. so gotta go thru all .. get what i mean!!
havint been able to blog.. as a result.. anyway!! chio.. now.!!
i wonder what tt stands for !!
i bet someone gotta tell me about it.. for once' will ya..
now back to hit the books.. MUG MUG MUG!!
bye!

mr gritbighardcock!!

out of sorts/thoughts for now...
tests jumping in one after another!!
pretty much expected so.. might as well just start studying for it..
nah.. not having fun.. for now..
Quote
Work Hard Now, Play Hard latter during Holidays
Unquote...
hmm.. totally agree!! anyway am still offhand from the situ
XD... huh when am i gonna start...
ok well.. how about NOW..
oh.. bb..
tc

preview of "little tortila boy" starring Arnie

BUSY!

the cake

I went back to school... ard 5++.. frankly i werent in high spirits as my buddies Seng was working, Kyx dont know sth on, Beiho unreachable(his bro came but he didn't), then Ray told me he had some match tt was gg on... so you i was quite sad that all of my platoon mates weren't there..except for JK who has changed alot.. for the bettr! erm.. other than tt the usual ones were as a matter of fact present..like sherwin, rahman, irwan, shaun pillay, arron chua, wee tong, hei siang... they were a whole lot of old boys and very familier faces.. from batch'es 97, 98, 99,etc.. all the way until 07... erm atually the 07 batch.. they are bunch of cuddly/innocent/cubby faced cadets.. wish em all the luck... they will have to go through alot.. haha...
anyway the eve' started with all the cheers of meeting up with my old friends, ex-classmates and my seniors.. then there was the parade.. headed by sir tong(artilery officer now), the three major contigent, made up of a commando officer as well as a guard officer... DAMN.. the brown berret and the red berret.. it was an excellent sight.. then the third was my past senior PK.. he's in great shape now.. the way they marched.. awesome.. it was worth watching.. and btw it was the longest one ever so far.. even one dude fainted... pity him.. Mr Ho stepped down, very saddened old boys(including myself).. and a standing ovation for his speech... then woosh came Ray with his floorball stick... haha.. he could only watch the passing out of the 8th batch..
anyway wtf of simen who was attired for a party but not for a Ceremony.. LoL.. but he's way slimmed now... after the march past by the 1WarrentOfficer, we somehow had to head for the hall upstaris for something else.. probably food.. so i thought i can head back home... erm but there was this totally cool video shown about the pictures of all the batches.. all the things tt we had to go through before.. some were spontanious some were not.. but overall it was great to look back.. we were laid-back and we enjoyed.. the feeling of achievement and lots of memories... Wooohooo......
anyway then we were off to eat.. the food was remarkably.. good.. people were flocking in for it... i did serve my friends at some parts.. haha.. anyway then came Seng Seng... wohoo... then we tock-cock... alot of it...
then alot of things were 'happening'.. including fun stripping.. alot of cadets were runnign here and there. esp the CSM not wanting to fall victim to the stripping tradition... wait some were aimed at me.. and i gave tt serious dont care look.. n off "they" went off... got some pictures taken. also was chatting with the old boys.. it was all fine....
esp the part whn the ex/still the VP, Leow stood up called me out to chat with him and talked the usual nonsence of coming back.. but one thing i agreed with him was the part that it brings back alot of the memories... well when i thought i could escape from him then Simen called me out and enquired what i did... shake hands and alot of gentlemenly stuffs... then introduced me to the 1st Warrent Officer and the other VIP for somewhat reason.. i was like shy+happy/happy+shy.. and all.. haha.. i had alot of fun..
cheers*-*

just a shot new post
quite busy with reality..
anyway gg back to school.. meet me there.. if ya wish..
anyway Mr.Ho is passing out. haha and dont get any other ideas...
everyone know whats passing out means..!! rofl
gonna check out the passing out parade.. it bettr be worth it...
well back in poly.. tx to Louis, i can actaully be happy with our compro proj...

anyway check this out.. a new bimbo in the making.. LoL

haha.. come to think of it.. why does my group always have to do the last minute work..? erm but we still pull it off.. we made it makes it through and through.. thick and thin... but not effortless... and our work clearly explains it.. =)
this morning was full of commotion! we were arguring with each other for various reasons... we went to CDC to give it a lst shot at it at the interview... without any appointments.. well not exactly... they wouldint have let us in even with an appointment.. thay are always busy now... tx to dengue fever reasons... you can see an ambulance either leaving or entering the place every few minutes... anyway we were all frustrated and lets say disorgainsed at some instances... but we ended up adding the substance into our project even while travelling... came to think of it... it might sond like last minute work... but not exactly... i have been planning alot of things for this project... and without proper structure we wouldn't have made it... i think i made the right desicion to lead them.. and Iam not bolestering but my IAC class is made up of fellows who has the pass* attitude... erm lets say LAckdaisical attitude... so i change my group name to the Lackadaisical dude's... as in lethargic and laid-back... sounds a bit corny but hu'cares.. well anyway gotta congratulate them for their presence and support.. becuase they are always there for the back-up... now we still haveone more presentation to be done... and i plan to do a very good one... i think we will... oh gtg.. busy with works.. tata for now.. cya ard..

Tony Hendricks.. enjoy

erm.. yah.. new post again... today i am gonna talk about erm.. my eff'ed up IAC project shit*.. well wot else did you expect... vivek laments like a baby... again again.. and again... you know y..? because its quite hard to work with a bunch of dud's.. wait they are not excatly dud's but they are totally lackadaisical... i have to hand in the proj. by erm.. within a few days. n they are more laid back can one will ever be.. its like wtf.. right.. but i do have to congratulate them for getting A's through and through for the reports.. with the special effort from me nthn is impossible right.. erm i just want to get it done with...

meanwhile doing thermo.. test schedule in a few weeks time.. wait.. nxt week is my class test on the latest chap... wtf. right.. i fell so like a sotong.. alot of equations and theory's to remembr.. and obviously understand... i have friends who tell me to just rembr the formulas and apply them during the test.. ya.. if you dont go figure and derive the formulas... then you can shuff it.. i wont be there to do it.. anyway.. am like wotever the F.. oops so bitchy of me rite.. but who gives an damn..it good to be a bitch at times.. guys should consider.. barking along.. i just want to get over with my things done afterall.... woots!!

anyway.. freaking shit.. my tummy is growing and growing... lower packs doesnt seems to be appearing.. should have listened to NOEL.. whn he said.. "you pundaee.. ur stomach getting bigger" anyway sry for the offensive language.. but Noel.. you can expect that.... so got to do some serious sit-ups and running.. wait i dont want to end up like erm.. let me see... Tyra Banks!! nah just jk'ing... ohk the corny vivek is getting onto me again..b4 am fully engulfed by it.. am SO' off now.. next time then.. taaaraaaa... cheers*

wait if you have not check'd this out.. well.. erm you dont know wots going on is singapore uni's.. well its not exactly like tt.. this prof got some sense of humour.. huh.. but one thing.. hmm...do get ready for some indian accents.. enjoy... since am ttking crap about surveys... do watch this one ya... =)

NTU student survey

our very own bull dogg's in town... he is a tooth-chipped thug... his neck has bite marks from some squabbles with someone or something whatsoever... he tevez the next biggest signing of ManUtd... he's the fourth after Owen, Nani and Anderson... well with the latest addition.. i must predict ManUtd's attack is the best in Europe.. or prove me wrong.. well.. know I am really starting to wonder Alex Fergie might be following the principles of A.Wenger... coming to think of it... i feel the 60++ yr old man thinks attck is the best form of defence.. well that's what Wenger followed.. and you can start to wonder if he did live through his decisions.. well not exactly... even Henry is off to Barca.. but probably pundits.. like myself with all of my mantra's do wish that it' be another Pre.League of Champ.L for ManUtd.. or will it end up "MaunUtd"

anyway scerw my IAC.. I'll be pleeding my lecturer to give me a chance to do the presentation week after the scheduled date...

tata.. now off to mugg... wth...
btw pls do this short survey for my buddy Guo.Bin...
http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=ScR08sB2tR0gGNmfaMUPeQ_3d_3d
cheers*

anyway check this out...

dont try to be the sliest.....

all the difficulties nad sufferings that i had to go through to finsh my AMP project is all long forgotten.. esop when my freking IAC project is all over the place now... its all over the place now.. i cant believe my bunch of group members doent give a piss about it though... ok they are not that bad.. however if we have to consistantly keep-up with the A's we have been getting.. then kicking their ass'es is a now or never is not a question anymore....anyway.. no more being nice...
ok.. a period to that.. haha..s
gb.. tell me ur url's lah..
anyway.. nxt time then...
nothing spontaneous in my life though..
so.. cheers*bb

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What a stunner! Miss/Mr LsL(Laugh So Loud) has been taunted by theDailyMoronsMirror to take over Man.Utd as the new potential signing in way to Sir Alex's retirement.
The fans are on high spirits after the club made arrangements to meet up with LsL for a time of xxxellent footBALLS. The previously romoured starlet* has recieved interests from the top notch clubs like syfc(sadly you'll f***' chelsea), Albirex Niggaar'tata, WoodLand's Willy'ingguns and also from GEYlung Unit'd. Dispite all the interests, LsL claimed that ManUtd has allways won her "on the bottom of my 'ars'!!" class award.
Maybe Man.Utd might be able to win the Champions League Ass trophy... after 8 years.

Lets all Jeer for Man.Utd

Hip-Hip nice hip
Hip-Hip who's hip
Hip-Hip Hurray...!!
who's Hurray...?
Oh-no..
sounds like a dude's name...

Was supposed to meet up at kovan.. gg to terence house's street soccer place.
anyway i went late.. waited for ke yong toh... eagerly waiting...
knew wei jun was on the way..phoof!! out of nowhere bus 113... hahs..
myself, so ahppy to see wei xiang, n wei jun.. boarded the bus..
oops.. left yong toh.. back at teh kovan.. anyway he knew his way unlike me..
so no worries.. hahs. but sry yong toh.. to leave you behind.. the little puppy might have been lonely and scared.!! LoL
aiite. went up to the court.. everyone were playing.. the moment. i arrived..
thanks to the new kenneth.. i started.. and join in.. hahs..
anyway you wont believe.. but i think kenneth dude looks like our ex-history teacher.. of course i am talking about Mr.Lloyd yeo.. hahas..

oh ok.. it was about 7++ o'clock so i had to rush. off..
so thought why dont i out my new phone into good use..
hahs.. there are the posers.. lols.. they were great..
meanwhile thinking of the way back home..
we decided to call up everyone.. since the pic we took was'nt that bad.!!

thanks the look-alike of Mr Lolyd yeo((Kenneth)).. he aided me to these shots..
it was so "wohoo" to be back..
truly sweet....

Anyway all hails to, Gerald ruggles, Jia Ming driibles, Xian Wei the shamen, Terry the terrible, Wei Jun the acting Rio.Fer., Wei Xiang who disappeared mostly, Noel the unshakable, Terence the indomitable, Calvin Looi the pooi, Errifin the fin... and finally the ke yong toh who is uniquely..unique..
finally.. i like to thank willingly to the sincereity of Terence who walked through alot with me to get the bus stop.. thks buddy!!
cheers*

hi.. ive's been brain goreng'ed!!
damn'd.. I am so.. busy busy busy... prioroties my man...
dont have much time to blog.. even..
anyway.. thsi week's news.. vivek. got a fixed no..
to keep in contact with you'all.... yeah finally...
but me a irresponsible jack ass... doesnt need one..
am afraid i might lose.. it...!! hahs...
jia-yo to w880i... yipeeeee...!!lols
i still have not submitted all of my projects..
projects... rite.. can't do it quick.. the later the better!!
but I am not even late but i do feel just so!!
anyway... pls do listen to the wonders..
they still does watever tt thing that they do or you do...
gg to go.. now
wish you'll good lucks always....
cheers**
bb

hey guys how ya been..? FIne I suppose.
Too bad we all can't meet up real soon for a game of fooseball. I am so caught up with my aero stuffs.
I have three effing projects to be dued. The due dates are totally around the corner like in a week or two. I am certain late nights will follow. =(
"The title above"
The reason being is, if you have read my previous you'll figure am a last minute driven dude. wtf. or wth.. period on that topic.
so.. am really sad that i could'nt get all A's for all my modules. Hey the results are not bad that bad right but you know with great soaring expectations that I can't even acomplish or can I, well we'll see. Now an end to that as well.
Now i'll not rocking back and forth just because the tests were finshed etc etc. My semestral end exams are nearing as well. In around five to six weeks I suppose.
I know most of my JC peeps are also having their exams. Good luck to you'll.
Cheers*
Just for the fun of posting some video. Hey guys guys check this out.
its funny and ever so stupid.

Foxhole Manifesto

Quote"we are all gods because we are good men and we did good things to other people." Unquote.
Try to figure that out.!

Anyways i was awwe'd after ManUtd won the FA cup, the english league cup, the EPL and the Champions league of crse under the management tatcics of the legendary Dutch duke Kevic Van Boosic. There's more to come from the legendry..

nthn much to blog about basically. can't think of much.
anyways tml will the new sem, so guess i cant wait. hopefully i can get all dist for my sem sub's.
other that tt, hope everrthing works out well..

starting to wonder, why do i end up blogging on all the odd days..
damn!

p.s. good luck to all ya.. .